Hostile?

And so the ones who are not there? Said they didn’t want to face a hostile crowd? We want cowards to lead us? Will they cower before a hostile al Qaeda? What a hoot. Love those empty podiums.

Go, Huckabee! Embarrassment is a great, if almost soft, word.

Brownback, uses disgrace. Excellent. Against narrowness! Wow! A sense of humor!

Tancredo slams! Shoot score. Only man at the NAACP forum!

Hunter patronizes.

Keyes is still crazy.

Positive legacy?

Eisenhower is indeed the only decent Republican since Teddy. Huckabee scores again.

Paul, yes on repealing drug laws but again he misunderstands the basic community needs, that the structure matters. Personal charity does not replace communal responsibility.

Brownback wants to give us a museum. Woo hoo. But an aplogy is a beginning. Again, you can’t eat symbolism.

Keyes is still crazy. Taliban is a good idea.

Unemployment?

Huckabee recognizes racism as fundamental. And equality does not exist yet.

Paul explains that it is the minimum wage that keeps us down. No taxes on waitresses. There you go.

Brownback. More museums! Optional flat tax.

Tancredo. The economical problem is race baiting. The real problem is Mexicans! Ai yi yi!

Hunter ignores corporate America’s place in this.

Keyes is still crazy. Taliban.

Immigration reform.

Paul would not sign an amnesty program but 12 million must not be rewarded. Welfare? The Mexicans work becauswe of really generous welfare state. Really? What year is this?

Tancredo stumbles around his tongue.

Hunter ain’t wonderin’ bout whose gonna build the fence?

Keyes. Even a broken clock is almost right once a day. New Orleans blacks are being screwed, but I don’t think it’s the Mexicans who are screwing them.

Huckabee gets it right. Damn, he is a decent man. Sounds like a conservative Democrat.

Jena Six.

Brownback did Club Med jail. And says he has a feel for it. Where was his bar of soap? How many batons to the kidneys did he take?

Tancredo says it is the welfare state! O, yeah. The three nooses was made by welfare mother, right?

Brownback goes uh uh uh uh. How about a Scooter Libby, Brownie?

Keyes makes sense again.

Huckabee knows the difference between medical problems and criminal problems. Excellent.

Paul says repeal the war on drugs! Amen! A health issue, indeed.

Voting ID.

Tancredo mumbles about Jim Crow.

Hunter does too. And he lies. But give ‘em guns.

Keyes is crazy again.

Huckabee IS a democrat. You go, Huck. Motor voter.

Paul against to national ID. Yeppers. Good on ya.

Brownback amendment. Fine.

Medical care inequity.

Hunter wants us to move.

Keyes knows it’s the homos!!!

Paul has the same corporate medical BS. He is lying! Private is not less expensive!
Brownback another market shill. Bush social security scam.

Tancredo says don’t get sick.

Iraq.

Keys slams Bush but is still crazy.

Hunter supports the wounded. But what about stopping future wounded?

Paul tells the truth here. We are sending money overseas. BAd thing. Yes, ROn. It is a bad thing.

Brownback lies. No declaration of war. Let’s Balkanize the place! I’m a divider not a uniter!

Tancredo doesn’t know his constitution. The generals take orders from us not from them.

Hunter is a moron. The war is lost. Battle-hardened? Shell shocked.

Darfur?

Huckabee shows us dirty pictures of aborted babies.

Paul says stay out because we always fail in feel good efforts. Tell it to Malaysia.

Brownback tells us we be number 1. We can succeed. Food and medicine. OK.

Tancredo says no troops but force the UN to do what we won’t do.

Hunter says it’s always mucked up, but give ‘em guns!

Keyes says we must help the universal mission to reinforce humanitarian efforts. Good on ya.

Death penalty justly applied.

Paul is against it. Rich v. poor. Damn right. DNA issue is right on!

Brownback supports life but will kill certain demons. Hee hee.

Tancredo says treason, baby. I’m in trouble in the future, eh?

Hunter says deter. O, man.

Keys justifies his God’s bloodthirstiness.

Huckabee waffles.

School integration unnecessary?

Brownback says we’ll volunteer. Right.

Tancredo says choice for vouchers. Grr. Racism.

Hunter. Racist.

So, there you have it. Huckabee wins, but this is a painful ugly smoke & mirrors game. Sound bite ugliness. But as a snapshot of the bankrupt morality of the Republican soul. Fear and loathing in cheap polyester. Too bad it didn’t go on for another three hours. It would be even more revelatory of their narrow & fear-based philosophy.